Sunday, February 17, 2008


Jagermeister is German for "Please Date Rape Me!!!!"

No? You're an idiot.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Psalms 23:2

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
he leadeth me beside the still waters.

I didn't know the lord swung that way....and the only still water I know is a puddle.

Thanks God.