Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Skinamax is for Boys

Why the fuck do any of the pay cable channels like Cinemax still run their Saturday nite soft porn??? I mean really. Have you ever seen youporn? I can get to hard-core, give me a stiffy, porn in less than 4 seconds on this internet thingy.

Soft porn is like a massage without a happy ending. Everything is hot and heavy, breasts and asses are heaving. Bad elevator porn music is playing and there are cut-aways to a roaring fire or whatever.....But there is NEVER a happy ending. It just "cums" to an end. What the Fuck? The music stops. No more pelvic grinding. Did someone get a cramp or something? Fire need another log? How the hell do we know if everyone had a good time? I mean really. It just stops and they cut away to the next scene just like a regular porno with out the happy ending....

Fuck around.

2 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

It really is all about the the happy ending.

11/29/07, 5:35 AM  
Blogger Liss said...

You have issues you know?!?! Maybe you should write a letter to Skinamax letting them know how you feel...you could be their next big thing ;)

11/29/07, 7:17 PM  

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