Thursday, May 17, 2007

If I left myself a voice message on my mobile.....

This MUST be important...

"Cryogenic Dick Freezing. Watch out for that shit....."

Fuck knows why I said that. Probably saw some weird dildo add or article on bluehairs preserving their companion's johnson for all of eternity.

Maybe if an 86 year old cave of a snatch gets some blindingly cold manhood sliding in, the feeling all comes back.

What do I know...I was drunk.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Stacie said...

Nary a wiser word has been uttered!

5/18/07, 7:59 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Where's the voice recording?

5/18/07, 5:48 PM  
Blogger Liss said...

i do the same thing...well i've sent myself text messages when drunk...i never get it when i sober up, but it's usually really important at the time.

5/18/07, 8:10 PM  

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