If I left myself a voice message on my mobile.....
This MUST be important...
"Cryogenic Dick Freezing. Watch out for that shit....."
Fuck knows why I said that. Probably saw some weird dildo add or article on bluehairs preserving their companion's johnson for all of eternity.
Maybe if an 86 year old cave of a snatch gets some blindingly cold manhood sliding in, the feeling all comes back.
What do I know...I was drunk.
"Cryogenic Dick Freezing. Watch out for that shit....."
Fuck knows why I said that. Probably saw some weird dildo add or article on bluehairs preserving their companion's johnson for all of eternity.
Maybe if an 86 year old cave of a snatch gets some blindingly cold manhood sliding in, the feeling all comes back.
What do I know...I was drunk.
posted by Groove at 9:56 AM
3 Comments:
Nary a wiser word has been uttered!
Where's the voice recording?
i do the same thing...well i've sent myself text messages when drunk...i never get it when i sober up, but it's usually really important at the time.
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