Thursday, September 20, 2007

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Remember when you chortled in hearing that? I think another one had to do with, "NO!!! I said Bud Light!!!"

I'm sick remember.

But really. NASA is a fucking joke. Didja hear? they're taking applications for astronaut school and anyone can apply. Very cool.

Maybe except I skipped engineering and flight skool. Though I do have a bachelor's degree. That's all you need to be a teacher.

According to the Hoyle group heading up what used to be the coolest space agency on the planet here are some of the requirements:

To be considered, a bachelor's degree in engineering, science or math and three years of relevant professional experience are required. Typically, successful applicants have significant qualifications in engineering or science, or extensive experience flying high-performance jet aircraft. Teaching experience, including work at the kindergarten through 12th grade level, is considered qualifying. Educators with the appropriate educational background are encouraged to apply.

Um...Since when do significantly qualified engineers and scientists need strapped on a firecracker with someone who teaches coloring technique and the alphabet to 5 year old children?

This is why we have issues getting to the moon.

I'm sure any People's Republic puppet can tell you teachers are better suited to teach government mandated testing than grow bean sprouts in low gravity......

Oh wait...that's only here on the left coast.

2 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

Since about 20 years ago. Duh!

9/26/07, 5:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um yea we need a space program like a gun shot to the head! Heres a thought stop dreaming , the odds of living on another planet are billions to none ! Doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that out ! Lets use the trillions of dollars wasted on vein persut to idono FEED THE WORLD OR WORLD PEACE Thats a more realistic goal !!!!!

11/18/12, 12:26 PM  

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