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Why are some of our fellow humans such a waste of water, carbon, and gray matter? Why do these cum-sucking gutter-sluts and self-important nabiscos think that whenever they make a request that EVERYONE within earshot, emailreach, or the world for that matter drop everything they're doing and placate them? Why is it these ninnys end up being the middle-managers of the world? Do degree collectors really believe the whole of humanity wants to be micro-managed like a Steven Covey convention? These are the same numbnuts who think they can drive, order a $5 coffee, and talk on their mobiles at the same time. Ever see one of these dipshits try and navigate a roundabout or merge onto the Highway??

Fuck me, I want to gun them all down like toy army soldiers. Wanna Help?