I hate god

Ya know god's little joke on guys is the morning hard-on right? Get up, try to pee and have to bend over like a Cirque du Soleil clown to hit the damn toilet...yeah keep laughing until you have to clean it up....

So do you know what the other one is? It's the post-cum bend/bullet.

It's a combo really.

1. If he was lazy enough to never get up/clean up after, he'll have a .26 caliber bullet to get rid of about an hour later. And if it don't come flying out of there behind the pressure of a midnight/morning pee, it'll create two ghostbuster streams of diaster. Hell if he's a moron he'll bend over to look at it wondering why his hose don't work and fucking spray all over the lid.

2. If he does get up, there'll be no bullet, just old softy aiming wherever it wants. Never straight down like normal. Him and his friend are all relaxed so he doesn't pay attention to anything but getting the seat up. Then WTF!? Why are we pointed ESE? Dammit now I gotta wipe down the scale. Hurry before she notices......

And you wonder why guys won't clean toilets? HELLO?