freakin' solicitors

Everybody's got a cause anymore. Since when does saying NO mean "keep telling me about it, and then try to talk to my kid"? I don't care what you're selling! I don't want whatever you're trying to hand me!! And I sure as HELL don't want you bugging my kid!!! Fuck you. Go peddle your shit on someone who's stupid enough to stop and see what the fuck you're wasting time manning a table in front of the grocery store for. Just leave me alone.